Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces
himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his
clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the
room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest
of the house…He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table,
“Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you.”
So he goes into the kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and
the morning paper. His son is also at the table, eating. Larry asks, “Son,
what happened last night?” His son says, “Well, you came home after 3am
drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave
yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door.” Confused, Larry
asked, “So why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast on the
table for me?” His son replies, “Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom,
and when she tried to take your pants off you said, “Lady, leave me alone,
I’m married!”