This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he
had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted
to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a
centipede (100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for
his house. He took the box back home, found a good location for the
box, and decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to
have a drink. So he asked the centipede in the box, “Would you like to go
to Frank’s with me and have a beer?” But there was no answer from his new
pet. This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked
him again, “How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?”
But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation. He decided to ask him one
more time; this time putting his face up against the centipede’s house and
shouting, “Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank’s place and have a
drink with me? A little voice came out of the box: I
heard you the first time! I’m putting on my fucking shoes.