Concerned about her relationship, a woman approached her doctor
and said, “Doc, I’m getting married this week-end, and my fiancee thinks
I’m a virgin. Is there anything you can do to help me?
After the doctor stopped laughing, he said, ” Medically, no. But here’s
something you can try on your wedding night. When you’re getting ready for
bed, take an elastic band and slide it to your upper thigh. When your
husband puts it in, snap the elastic band and tell him it’s your virginity snapping.
The woman loved this idea, and knew her hubby-to-be would fall for it.
They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife
gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg,
finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress; her hubby “slips it in,” she snaps the elastic
band, and the hubby asks, “What the hell was that?”
The wife explains, “Oh nothing, Honey, that was just my virginity snapping”.
The husband cries out, “Well snap it again; it’s got my balls!