A guy out on the golf course took a high-speed ball right in the crotch.
Writhing in agony, he fell to the ground. He finally got himself to the
doctor, where he asked, “How bad is it, Doc? I’m going on my honeymoon
next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way.”
The doc said, “I’ll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and
keep it straight. It should be okay next week.” So he took four tongue
depressors, formed a neat little 4-sided splint and wired it all together.
It was an impressive work of medical art.
The guy mentioned none of this to his girlfriend. They marry, and on their
honeymoon night in the motel room, she ripped open her blouse to reveal a
gorgeous set of breasts. That was the first time he had ever seen them.
She said, “You are the first, no one has ever touched these breasts.
In reply, he quickly pulled down his pants, whipped his dick out and said,
“Look at this! It’s still in the crate!