An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat on tightly so that it would not blow off in
the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, “Pardon me,
madam, I do not intend to be forward, but did you know
that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” “Yes I
know”, said the lady, “I need both hands to hold on to this
hat.” “But, madam, you must know that your privates are
exposed!” said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked
down, then back up at the man and replied, “Sir, anything you
see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat
yesterday!”