A guy and a girl are lying in a dorm-room bed after just
having sex. The guy lies on his side of the bed and rests.
The girl rolls to her side of the bed and says to herself,
“I finally did it! I’m no longer a virgin.”The guy overhears
her talking to herself and asks, “Are you saying you lost
your virginity to me?” “Well,” the girl explains, “I always
wanted to wait until I was with the man I love to lose my
virginity.” Astounded, the guy replies, “So you really love
me?” “Oh God no!” the girl says. “I just got sick of waiting.”