Lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting
at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he’s drinking.
“Magic Beer,” he says. “Magic Beer? Why is it magic?” “I’ll
show you”, he says. He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out
of the window, flies around the building three times and comes
back in the window. The lady can’t believe it. “I bet you can’t
do that again.” He takes another drink of beer, flies around
the building three times and comes back in the window. She’s
amazed, and says she wants a Magic Beer too. So the guy says to
the bartender, “Give her one of what I’m having.” She gets her
drink, takes a gulp of beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30
stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The bartender
looks up at the guy and says, “You know Superman, you’re a real
ass-hole when you’re drunk.”