The Italian says, “When I’ve a finished a makin a love
with da my wife, I go down and gently tickle the back
of her knees, she floats 6 inches above a da bed in ecstasy.
The Frenchman replies, “Zat is noting, when Ah’ve
finished making ze love with ze wife, Ah kiss all ze way down
her body and zen Ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue
and she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy.”
The Redneck says, “That ain’t nothing buddy. When I’ve
finished porkin’ the ol’ lady, I git out of bed, walk over
to the winder and wipe my weener on the
curtains. She hits the freakin’ ceiling!”