Four Catholic mothers are having coffee together discussing
how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest.
When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a bishop.
Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you own,
but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say Your Eminence’.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence.!
The first three women give her this subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6′2″, hardbodied,
well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, “My God…”