A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She
said, “Not until you feed the animals.”
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, “I don’t feel like feeding
you today.” So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the
pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was
hungry. His mother said, “I saw you kick the chicken so you’re not getting
any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you’re not getting any milk and I saw
kick the pig so you’re not getting any bacon.”
Just then the boy’s father walked down the steps and tripped over and
kicked the cat and the boy said, “Mom should I tell him?”