A young couple went to the doctor for their annual
physical exams. After, the doctor called the young man into his office and
told him that he had some good news and some bad news.
“The good news,” he explained, “is that your fianc’e has an particular
strain of gonorrhea that I have only heard of once before.
The guy paled. “If that’s good news, then what the hell is the bad news?”
“The bad news is that I heard about this nasty strain
just last week from my dog’s vet.