A man left work one Friday afternoon. But - being payday -
instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend
partying with the boys and spending his entire week’s
wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night
he was confronted by a very angry wife and was harangued
for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.
Finally his wife stopped the nagging and simply said to him,
“How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or
three days?” To which he replied, “That would be fine with
me.”Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and
Wednesday came and went with the same results. Come Thursday,
the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a
little out of the corner of his left eye.