Two virgins from a small town in southern Europe get married
and go on their honeymoon. However, they have no idea what
there supposed to do once they get to their hotel room. The
newlyweds decide to call his mother to get some advice.
The mother says that they should sit on the bed together,
snuggle with each other and things should start to happen from
there. The newlyweds start to do this but nothing happens.
He calls his mother back to find out what to do next. She says
they should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed,
and nature should take its course. The bride and groom take his
mother’s advice but still nothing. He calls his mother a third time.
Getting frustrated with the situation she says, “Listen, just
take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest
thing!” and hangs up on him. A few minutes later he reluctantly
calls his mother back, “Well, I have my nose in her armpit.
 What do I do next?”