A little old lady wanted to join a local biker club, so one
day she ges up and knocks on the door. A big hairy bearded
biker with tatoos all over his arms answers. She says, “I want
to join your club.” The guy was amused, but says she needs to
meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks,
“Do you have a motorcycle?” The little old lady replies, “Yep…
my bike’s parked over there,” and points to a flamed black Harley
chopper in the driveway. The biker asks, “Do you drink?” Little
old lady replies, “Yep…drink like a fish. I’ll drink any man
in your club under the table.” The biker asks, “Do you smoke?”
The little old lady replies, “Yep…smoke like a chimney.
At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a
couple of cigars in the evening while I’m shooting pool.”
The biker is very impressed and asks, “last question, have you
ever been picked up by the fuzz? Thed little old lady thinks
for a minute and says, “Nope..but I’ve been swung around
by my nipples a few times!”