There’s a fellow who is an avid golfer. Actually he’s a golf
fanatic. Every Saturday he has an early tee time, gets up
early and golfs all day. One Saturday morning, he gets up
early, dresses quietly, gets his clubs out of the closet,
and goes out to his car to drive to the course. It is raining
a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed with the rain and the
wind is blowing at 50 mph. He comes back into the house and
turns the TV to the weather channel and sees it’s going to be
bad weather all day. He puts his clubs back into the closet,
quietly undresses and slips back into bed where he cuddles up
to his wife’s back, and whispers, “The weather out there is
terrible.”To which she replies, “Can you believe my stupid
husband is out golfing?!”