A young man went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of the state he lived
in. After spending the night, his grandfather prepared
breakfast for him consisting of eggs and bacon. He
noticed a film-like substance on his plate and he
questioned Grandpa, “Are these plates clean?”Grandpa
replied, “Those plates are as clean as Palmolive can
get them, so go on and finish your meal.”That afternoon,
while eating the hamburgers his grandfather made for
lunch, he noticed tiny specks around the edge of his
plate, and a substance that looked like dried egg yokes.
So he asked again, “Are you sure these plates are clean?”
Without looking up from his hamburger, the grandfather
huffed, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean
as Palmolive can get them; now stop being so picky!”
Later that afternoon, the young man was on his way
out to get dinner in a nearby restaurant. As he was
leaving, Grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t
let him pass. He yelled back, “Grandpa, your dog won’t
let me out!”So Grandpa shouted, “PALMOLIVE, GET OUT
OF THE WAY!”