As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man
to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, next Saturday at 2:00 PM
Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house
completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling
your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All
men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to
prove they are not Taliban, thereby demonstrating that they think it’s
okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all
American women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a
cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban
sentiment. The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
Thank you for your support of this joint effort to save our
asses! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!