A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for an anal deodorant.
The assistant explains that they don’t stock them.
The customer insists that he bought his last one from this store.
The assistant passes the man on to the pharmacist, who explains that the
store has never stocked such an item. The customer explains that he bought
his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done so for several years.
The pharmacist asks the man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.
The following day, the customer returns to the pharmacy and shows the
deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks
this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety.
The customer points to the instructions on reverse side: “Push up bottom to use.