One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, the townspeople
were in church, listening to the organ play. Suddenly,
Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
started screaming and running for the front entrance,
trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away
from evil incarnate. Soon everyone was evacuated from
the Church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat
calmly in his pew, not moving, seemingly oblivious to
the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence.
Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the
man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replied,
“Yep, sure do.”Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man. Satan was a little
perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid
of me?” The man calmly replied, “Been married to your
sister for 48 years.