A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with
another woman.
With superhuman strength born of fury, she dragged her husband down the
stairs to the garage and put his manhood in a vice. She then secured it
tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, “Stop!
Stop! You’re not going to cut it off are you?” The wife, with a gleam of
revenge in her eye, said, “Nope. You are. I’m going to set the garage on
fire.”