These two eggs had just been married and were on their
honeymoon.While they were sitting on the bed making out,
the female egg pushed the male egg away and said, “I just
have to go to the bathroom. I’ll be back in a minute.”
and off she went. Five minutes later, the male egg saw
his sexy wife walk out in a slinky egg’s lige, wiping her
hands up and down her smooth, oval-shaped body.Instantly,
the male egg slapped his hands on the top of his head,
covering it completely. The female egg looked at him and
asked what he was doing. He replied, “The last time I was
this hard, someone cracked me on the head with a spoon!”