A guy falls asleap on the beach for several hours and gets
a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after
being diagnosed with 2nd degree burns. He was already starting to blister
and in agony.The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with
saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every 4 hours. The
nurse, rather astounded, said, “What good will Viagra do him?” The doctor
replied, “It’ll keep the sheets off his legs.”