A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the
isles. The salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he’s looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, “Sir, I
thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?”
He answers, “You see, it’s`like this, yesterday I sent my wife
to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came
home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers. Why?
‘Because it is soooooooo much cheaper!’ So, I figure that
if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE”