A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day
of drinking and roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he
noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next
table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He
asked the waiter, “What is that you just served?” The waiter
replied, “Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull’s testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!” The cowboy, though
momentarily daunted, said, “What the heck, I’m on vacation down here!
Bring me an order!” The waiter replied, “I am so sorry senor. There
is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each
morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure
to save you this delicacy”! The next morning, the cowboy returned,
placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only
special delicacy of the day. After a few bites, and inspecting the
contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, “These are
delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve
yesterday!” The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied,
“Si,Senor. Sometimes the bull wins.