A nurse was on duty in the ER, when a young woman with purple
hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and
wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the
patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate
surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the
staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there
was a tattoo that read, “Keep off the grass.” Once the surgery was
completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient’s dressing, which
said, “Sorry, had to mow the lawn.”