A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who
was speeding down Main street. “But officer,” the man
said, “I can explain.” “Just be quiet!!!!!” snapped the
officer…”or I’m going to let you cool off in jail until
the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just wanted to
say….” “AND I SAID KEEP QUIET! You’re going to jail!!!”
A few hours later, the officer checked up on the prisoner
and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s
wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”
“Don’t count on it,” said the man in the cell….
“I’m the groom!