A guy takes the prettiest girl in town out for a date. On the
way home he pulls over to the side of the road in a secluded spot. They
start necking and he’s getting pretty excited. He starts to reach under
her skirt and she stops him, saying she’s a virgin and wants to stay that way.
He says, “Well then, how about a hand job?”
“I’ve never done that,” she says. “What do I have to do?”
“Well,” he answers, “remember when you were a kid and you used to shake up
a Coke bottle and spray your brother with it?”She nods.”Well, it’s just like that.”
So he pulls it out and she grabs hold of it and starts shaking it. A few
seconds later, his head flops back on the headrest, and he screams out in pain.
“What’s wrong?!” she cries out. “TAKE YOUR THUMB OFF OF THE END!