Dumb Things To Do With Your Dick
Use it to discipline your pitbull.
Check that the electric pencil sharpener is
working.Use it to pry jammed toast out of
the toaster.Get a blow job from a cannibal.
Substitute it for a golf tee.Use it to teach
a woman to drive a five speed.Screw the 15-year-
old daughter of a redneck Texan gun salesman.