Jack is one horny guy, and he isn’t sure what to do about it. He
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill. He walks down
the street toward the local brothel and gets up the courage to knock on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she can do for him.
“I’m really horny, but I only have five dollars. What can you do for me?”
Jack asks the madam. She looks him over and says, “Don’t worry. We can
take care of you. No problem.” She leads Jack into a room where, in the
opposite corner, stands a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and
figures it can’t be that bad, so he gives the madam five bucks, and she
closes the door behind her. Jack undresses and has the time of his life.
When he’s done, he can’t remember when he’s had such a pleasurable experience.
One week later, horny again, Jack has saved up ten dollars. Being a
satisfied customer, he goes back to the same madam and asks what she can
do for him for ten bucks. “Well, for ten dollars, we have a special show,”
the madam replies. She leads him into a different room in which there are
several people sitting on benches. “Sit back and enjoy the show, Jack,”
the madam tells him. Jack gives his money to the madam and takes a seat on
one of the benches. Soon after, the lights dim and the blinds open,
revealing another room on the other side of a two-way mirror. On the other
side of the glass, two women begin to undress each other. Jack is very
impressed. Clearly, these women are unaware that anyone is watching as
they begin to make love to one another passionately. Apparently there is
nothing they won’t do to each other. Jack once again feels he is getting
his money’s worth. He turns to the guy beside him and says,
“This is a pretty good show for ten bucks, eh?!”
The guy turns to Jack and says, “That’s nothing!
Last week we saw a guy screwing a chicken!