An older gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very
much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually,
the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a wife is entitled to
sexual pleasure, they decide to visit a marriage counselor.
The counselor listens to their story, strokes his beard, and
makes the following suggestion.. “Hire a strapping young man.
While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave
a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should
bring on an orgasm.”They go home and follow the counselor’s
advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over
them as they make love. It doesn’t help and she is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the marriage counselor. “Okay,” says the
counselor to the husband, “let’s try it reversed. Have the young
man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.”
Once again, they follow the counselor’s advice. The young man
gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel.
The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife
soon has an enormous, room-shaking, screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him
triumphantly… “You see, punk? THAT’S the way to wave a towel!”