Two men are in a doctor’s office. Each of them are to get
a vasectomy. The nurse comes into the room and tells both
men, “Strip and put on these gowns before going in to see
the doctor to have your procedures done.”A few minutes later
she returns and reaches into one man’s gown and proceeds to
fondle and ultimately begins to spank his monkey. Shocked as
he was, he asks, “Why are you doing that?”To which she replies.
“We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a clean
procedure.”The man, not wanting to be a problem and enjoying it,
allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she
proceeds to the next man. She starts to fondle the man as she
had the previous man, but then drops to her knees and proceeds
to give him oral sex.The first man seeing this quickly responds,
“Hey! Why is it that I get a hand job and he gets a blow job?”
The nurse replies, “That is the difference between an HMO
and Complete Private Coverage.”