One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up
to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said,
“If you firmed this up, we can get rid of your control
top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intollerable,
she kept silent. The next morning, the man woke his wife
with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, “You know,
if you fired these up, we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over
and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place,
she said, “You know, if you firmed this up, we could ge
rid of the gardener, the postman, the poolman, and your
brother.