An elderly Italian man asked the local priest to hear his
confession. “Father, during world war 2, a beautiful woman
knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy.
I hid her in my attic.” The priest replied, “That was a
wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to
cnfess.” “It’s worse, Father. She started to repay me wih
sexual favors.” “You were both in great danger, two people
together under those circumstaces act that way. You are
forgiven.” “Thank you Father. That’s a great load off my
mind. But I have one more queston.” “And what is that?”
“Should I tell her the war is over?”