A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over
and notices a drunk guy passed out at a table nearby.
The bartender tells him the drunk is Mr. Murphy and asks
the man if he could drive Mr. Murphy home. Being a good
samaritan, the man agrees. The bartender writes down
the address and gives it to him.The man walks over and
tries to wake Mr. Murphy but Mr. Murphy is groggy
and quite drunk. The man helps Mr. Murphy to his feet
and Mr. Murphy falls to the floor in a heap.”Jeez,” the
man says wondering how anyone could drink so much. He
takes Murphy by the arm and practically drags him out
to the car. Once there he leans him against the side of
his car while he looks for his keys. Mr. Murphy slides
down to the ground. The man finds his keys and manages to
get Murphy positioned in the car. He then drives to the
address the bartender gave him. He opens the passenger
door and helps Mr. Murphy out and the guy falls to the
ground. Cursing softly, now, the man helps him to his
feet and practically drags him to the front door. He
lets go of Mr. Murphy to knock on the door and the guy
falls down again. He helps him to his feet as Mrs. Murphy
answers the door.”Hi, Mrs. Murphy, Your husband had a
little too much to drink tonight so I gave him a ride
home.”"That was nice of you,” she says, looking around,
“But where’s his wheelchair?”