An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband
was falling asleep, but the wife felt romantic and
wanted to talk. She said, “You used to hold my hand
when we were courting.” Wearily, he reached across,
held her hand for a second, then tried to get back to
sleep. A few moments later she said, “Then you used to
kiss me.” Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her
a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep. Thirty
seconds later she said, “Then you use to bite my neck.
“Angrily, he threw back the bed covers, got out of bed
and stormed out of the room. “Where are you going?”
she asked. “To get my damn teeth!”