An old man, Mr. Burton, was living in a nursing home.
Barton asked why he was depressed. “Nurse Barton, my penis died today,
and I am very sad.” he replied.
Knowing her patients were sometimes a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m
so sorry, Mr.Burton, please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Burton was walking down the hall with his penis
hanging out of his pajamas. Nurse Barton said, “Mr. Burton, you shouldn’t
be walking down the hall like this. Please put your penis back inside your
pajamas.
“But, Nurse Barton,” replied Mr. Burton, “I told you yesterday that my
penis died.
“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?”
asked Nurse Barton.
“Well,” he replied. “Today’s the viewing.