Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.
Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities
and adventures. Lately, their activities had been
limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me…..I know
we’ve been friends for a long time…..but I just can’t
think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t
remember it. Please tell me what your name is.” Her friend
glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and
glared at her. Finally she said, “How soon do you need to
know?”