I don’t see God that often. I do have a friend on the other side
of the fence, though. And the other night I had this very strange dream. I
dreamed I was in the Devil’s den. And there on the wall were all these
clocks. I looked, and every clock had a name on it.
I asked, “Hey, what’s the story on all these clocks?”
He replied, “Everytime someone on Earth masturbates,
their clock advances a minute.”
I looked at him, and asked, “Where’s my old buddy
(name censored)’s clock?”
“It’s not out here”. We keep it in the back room, and use it as a fan.