Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to
find out that she’s pregnant. She is furious! Here she is
in the middle of her first year as Senator of New York and
this has happened to her. She gets home, gets Bill on the
phone and immediately starts screaming. “How could let this
happen? With all that’s going on right now, you go and get
me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe this! I just found
out I’m 5 weeks pregnant and it is all your fault! YOUR FAULT!!
Well, what have you got to say?” There is nothiing but dead
slience on the phone. She screams aain, “Did you hear
me?!” Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice.
In a barely audible whisper, he says, “Who is this?”