A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party
but the wife had a terrible headache. She told her
husband to go anyway. After a short argument he agreed,
and she took some aspirin and went to bed. Later she awoke
and felt great, so she decided to go to the party and see
what her hubby did when she wasn’t around. As soon as she
arrived, she noticed him on the dance floor getting very
friendly with every hottie in the place, and groping them
when he could. She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When
the song ended, he leaned over and whispered in her ear, ”
Let’s go outside.” So the two costumed characters snuck off
and occupied themselves in one of the parked cars. Midnight
was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she slipped
out and went home before the clock struck twelve. When he
got home she asked, “How was the party? Did you meet any
interesting people?” He replied, ”You know me, dear. I don’t
have a good time when you’re not with me. I ran into a few
friends and we ended up in the basement playing poker. It
wasn’t very fun at all. But the guy I loaned my costume
to had the time of his life!”