A newlywed couple had just arrived in their honeymoon
suite.After unpacking, the husband took off his pants.
”Put these on,” he said to his wife.She did and they
were nearly twice her size. ”There’s no way I can wear
these. They’re too big,” she said.”Good, now you know
who wears the pants in this family.” Flustered, the wife
takes off her panties and gives them to her husband. ”Put
these on,” she commands. The husband looks at the small
pair of panties and says, ”There’s no way I can get into
these.” To which the wife replied, ”You’re right about
that until you change your attitude.”