Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack’s SUV and headed north.
After driving for a few hours, they got caught
in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a
nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who
answered the door if they could spend the night.
“I realize it’s terrible weather out there and I
have this huge house all to myself, but I’m recently
widowed,” she explained. “I’m afraid the neighbors
will talk if I let you stay in my house.”"Don’t worry,
Jack said. “We’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.
And if the weather breaks, we’ll be gone at first
light.”The lady agreed, and the two men found their
way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come
morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter
from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure
it out, but he finally determined that it was from the
attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, “Bob, do you
remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed
at on our ski holiday up North?”"Yes, I do.”

“Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night,
go up to the house and pay her a visit?”

“Yes,” Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found
out. “I have to admit that I did.”

“And did you happen to use my name instead of telling
her your name?”

Bob’s face turned red and he said, “Yeah, sorry, buddy.
I’m afraid I did.

Why do you ask?” “She just died and left me everything.”