An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were
in Alaska arguing about which state had the toughest
trees to peck. The Alaskan woodpecker said that they
had a tree that no woodpecker can peck.The Texas
woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole
in the tree with no problem. The Alaskan woodpecker
was in awe.The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan
woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas that no woodpecker
had been able to peck successfully.The Alaskan woodpecker
expressed much confidence that he could do it.
After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree
in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn’t figure out why the
Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaskan tree and the
Alaskan woodpecker was able to peck the Texan tree when
neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state.
After thinking for some time they both came to the same
conclusion: Your pecker is always harder when you’re
away from home.