Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, are in a bar arguing over which
of them can have sex the most times in one night.
They decide to settle the issue by going to the local whorehouse and
gathering experimental evidence, as it were. So they get to the
whorehouse, pair off with a couple of the ladies,
and go to their respective rooms.
The white guy energetically balls his whore and, reaching up with a
pencil, makes a mark on the wall. Then he falls asleep. He wakes up
in a couple of hours and screws the whore again, albeit a little less
enthusiastically this time. Again, he reaches back and marks a on
the wall. Again, he falls asleep.
He wakes up again in a couple of hours and lethargically humps the hooker
again. He drowsily marks another on the wall and
falls asleep for the rest of the night.
The next morning, the black guy barges into the white guy’s room to see
how he did. He takes one look at the wall and exclaims,” A hundred and
eleven?! You beat me by three!”