You Might Be a Redneck If…
…you need one more hole punched in your card before you get
a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
…your father encourages you to quit school because Larry
has an opening on the lube rack.
…you get an estimate from the barber before he cuts your hair.
…after making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
…anyone in your family has ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
…your family tree is a straight line.
…you own more cowboy boots then sneakers.
…you’ve ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
…you have a picture of Willie Nelson or Johnny Cash
over the fireplace.
…you still have an 8-track tape player in your car.
…you have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
…your idea of safe sex is a padded headboard.
…your think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
…you own a belt buckle that weighs more than 3 pounds.
…you’ve ever been to a funeral where there were more
pickup trucks than cars.
…your all-time favorite move is Cannonball Run.
…you have any relatives named Elmer or Jed.