A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her,
so she decides to take the matter in her own hands and
buys a gun. She goes over to his apartment, opens the
door, and sure enough, there is her boyfriend in bed with
a hot redhead going at it. She puts the gun to her head,
her boyfriend jumps out of bed and shouts, “Honey, NO!
you can’t do this!” The blonde says, “Oh yes I can…
and you’re next!”